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| - You might be at the Paris Hotel or in Paris, France
You might like to gamble, you might like to dance
But no matter which Paris you are in, when you go to a cafe
You want both good service and food, you don't want it any other way
Wifey and I walked into this cafe after a showing of Jersey Boys
All three workers there from the get-go were immature without poise
Customers didn't know where to order, so there were all these different lines
One girl scolded each customer if the right place to order he didn't find.
Wait staff, just serve somebody, don't scold us 'cause the order place isn't clear
Stop talkin' and just serve somebody
Don't embarrass us in a way the whole store can hear!
Stop complainin' and just serve somebody.
So the girls scolded and helped the customers in a random mish-mash way
Some people who came later got helped before because the right line they did stay
Eventually we ended up getting our fancy dessert food.
Let me tell you, the gelato was OK, but the chocolate mousse cake was good!
The mousse cake had rich chocolate flavor with hints of pistachio
The gelato had bursts of fresh tropical tasting mango
We asked for water, but the girls all said, we don't give out tap water here
If you want, you can buy the bottled water, but none for free, is that clear?
Wait staff, just serve somebody, and please a little courtesy show
Stop talkin' and just serve somebody
Change girl, please don't talk for three minutes while the line behind us does grow
Stop chattin' it up and serve somebody.
While we savored our sumptuous splendorous sweets
One girl is scolding another, telling what she did wrong
I'm not here to hear about your problems
We ate quickly, stayed not for long.
If we ever go back to the Paris Hotel, I must get that dessert again
But I'll get it to go, unless the servers are trained to be cordial women and men.
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