Can't say I'm a conoisseur of the strip clubs, but of the few that I visited on my visit to Montreal I'd rank them thus:
1. Solid Gold = cream of the crop: beautiful women, skilled dancing, nice atmosphere
2. Cafe Cleopatra = cream of the crap: women of all ages (some with perky breasts and some with breast to the knees), dancing that consists of spinning circles around the pole (i think they were getting dizzy), down and dirty atmosphere
Overall though this place was rocking because apparently $10 CAD is a great bang for your buck per dance (one song is a dance). Watch out though because they are hustlers. I saw many a person head to the ATM after their dance. So after your clothes get soiled with bodily fluids of all sorts, you get the walk of shame to the ATM because 10 songs went by and you're $100CAD deep in debt.
Anywho find Cynthia, I hear she's top notch!