Okay, I was super excited to go here because it's illuminate themed, but it failed to live up to my expectations. It's like Madhouse's sad half-cousin.
Whoever painted the mural went hard. Props to them. But the decor didn't translate into the rest of the shop. Okay, okay - most people going there probably haven't spent as much time as me learning about the Illuminate conspiracy - but I thought they would go further into it if they were going to make it a themed place. It fell a bit short of the mark.
The food was also a slight let-down. My blended mint drink was a bit burnt, which I could handle - I typically get decaf, so I'm used to burnt coffee. But then the sandwich was bland, made with packaged lunch meat. Not even the deli counter quality.
The perk was that I got to sit on an extremely comfortable couch the whole time, staring at the mural. However, I think I'm allowed to expect a tiny bit more from the place than nice couches.