Eli's [ee-lies] noun.
1. A Scottsdale bar with a middling party cover band playing "Love Shack" and "You Shook Me All Night Long."
2. A Scottsdale bar with at least a dozen cougars in tight jeans and even tighter body suits on the prowl for fresh young meat.
3. A Scottsdale bar with said cougars writhing badly in a supposedly come hither fashion to said middling party cover band
4. A dire warning.