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| - I've gotten into The Habit on several occasions, as it's close to the office.... and each time I do, their Santa Barbara style American Double with a side of Green Beans, puts me in my fatty place.
After ordering, you take your vibrating drink coaster to a booth of your choosing. The place has been fairly empty each time I've been there, so I make sure to grab a table right next to the only other seated couple. I'll place the pager on the tabletop, grab a drink, and then peruse my phone. Once the pager rattles against the table top, it's LOUD, like that vibrating football game from the 70s. I let it resonate for about 30 seconds, pretending I'm really engrossed with my mobile device... I'm so precocious
The employees have always been friendly, the tables clean, and the condiment bar always has a heaping amount of jalapenos and those firm yellow pepper things that end up squirting spicy juice into my windpipe after biting into it, which temporarily causes me to gasp for air.
You never forget your first asphyxiation
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