Two stars is really generous, and mostly reflects the fact that it looks pretty nice inside, and they have a solid patio. The big letdown here is service, which is amazingly bad. Slow is one thing. Slow and incompetent is another level. Slow, incompetent and unable/unwilling to resolve issues? That's a trifecta worthy of the Triple Crown, and I've seen it happen here enough times to wonder how people like me (I've given this place fifth and sixth chances due to its proximity to my house) keep coming back. The food might be OK, but it's hard to tell when your entree comes after your dining companion has finished their entree. If I felt really vindictive, I'd drop it down to one star for serving beer (if you're lucky enough to get service) in fake (read: undersized) "pint" glasses. I detest that kind of nickle-and-diming. Next time I'm jonesing for a patio, I'll crack a beer and sit on my front steps before coming back here.