I like this place a heck of a lot better when I'm drunk.
When you're drunk, you don't care as much about what something costs or how loud it is. The place is full of douche-assholes as well, which are also a lot more tolerable when you're hammered beyond belief.
I was at the bar, ordering a drink when a fellow came up and slapped me on the back saying "What are you drinking?"
I pointed to my hat. "Wine-hef-stephan or something. I can't remember. It's expensive though, around 14 bucks." I said. "Oh yeah? I don't care because I'm rich." he said. "Do you know any loose women?" (not the exact words he used)
This place is redonculously LOUD too.
GET OFF MY LAWN