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  • I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with the three previous reviews here: BOX was awesome. I went for an early appointment on Labor Day. According to the receptionist, they're open 364 days a year, closed for only one day -- a training day. They don't even close for Christmas. What kind of heathen godless people are these? They open at 9a on most days, but I think sometimes they come in later if there is no early appointments. So you might call or drop by during their business hours and they won't be around. The place is decorated like a library with dark brown furniture. They have a full spread of fashion and lifestyle mags and books for waiting patrons or bored husbands. The owner, Bree headed the decor of the place and her husband worked on a lot of the design stuff like cheeky copy on the waiver and website text. The small things are cute. They have jellybeans and jawbreakers on the receptionist's desk and the waivers are printed on textured brown parchment. Since the economy is eating shit, they're promoting $65 Brazilians. Melissa was my loving aesthetician. She says she gets all of the newbies because she's really gentle. I guess as gentle as one can be while ripping whole areas of hair out of tender skin. She did a really good job. Good bedside manner, good attitude. She really made me feel comfortable, even when I was in horribly compromising and unattractive positions. We carried on a conversation the whole time and she was happy to entertain any questions I had. Before the job, they give you this sanitary wetnap to clean shop with, I love it. Everything was clean and well-maintained. Some things that might be useful to future patrons: right before your period, carpet wax will be the most painful; wait til after your vagina stops bleeding. Also, your first wax job is the most painful. She swears it gets easier every time. They used two kinds of wax for my Brazilian. The white wax is your standard Rambo wax for ripping out carpet. The second was a beautiful blue color and its used on sensitive areas that are prone to "tearing." Fuck gross, dude. I'd go back and I'd mos def recommend the place to anyone else.
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