Via Brotherhood of the Calzone Newsgroup
Grand Master Bloatini's secret pasta-wich formula: Step 1: Buy one slice of your choice; Step 2: Purchase one of Fresca's signature pasta creations (rotini or penne work best); Step 3: Apply BBQ sauce and additional toppings extremely liberally; Step 4) Distribute an inch-wide ribbon of pasta along the middle of pizza slice; Step 5: Fold sides of slice inward; and, finally, Step 6: Consume rapidly, in silence, with sincere reverence and an XXL bib.