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  • I'm actually sitting at the restaurant right now...food is great, but it's actually comical how bad the service is. It's as if I'm at a Dave Chapelle comedy block party. That's exactly how funny it is. Eddie Murphy in his prime, and I feel like I got Bill Cosby-ed. Horrendous. I waited 45 mins for crab cakes that's cost me $32.00. (Which by the way, you can't order ala carte). Based on the price I paid ($32.00), the time I waited (45 mins) and how much time it takes to make (assuming it's pre-made) (15 mins) you actually owe me at least $15 for eating said crab cakes. Maryland would be disappointed. The waiter told me the kitchen was backed up, but there were at minimum 26 people in the kitchen, no way they got backed up with the influx of 20 for happy hour. Eh, idk maybe it's tough to keep up with all those orders of short rib sliders. I thought my waiter looked like Bruno Mars, but I must have had the nose bleed seats at his illustrious Madison Square Garden show. P.S. Esteé Lauder needs to help the hostess with her hicky situation.
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