Dear Sunday night bartender,
I get it. The guy at the end of the bar was hot. I'm sure flirting with him was far more exciting than getting me another beer but it is financially advantageous for you to serve me and then resume trying to get in that other bar patron's pants...although based upon his body language, I don't think he is interested. Oh, and when you have three people waiting for drinks and me trying to close out my tab, could you kindly refrain from playing on your phone? Thanks.
Love,
Megan