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  • Alright friends. Let's start at the beginning. Got here slightly after 7pm on a Wednesday. There was going to be a 30 minute wait. No problem - we weren't in a rush. We waited* (scroll to the end for a "fun" story) at the bar. After about 30 minutes, we got seated. We got our initial glasses of water, and then browsed through the menu, as one does. At around the 20 minute mark, we realize that we haven't had a server check in on us. This seems like a long time, but ok. At the 30 minute mark, we're thinking this is a bit strange. And we are really hungry at this point, as this is an hour later than our "planned dinner time" and ice-water can only take you so far. So we let one of the staff members know about our situation. At around 45 minutes, our server comes over and asks us if we're ready to order (and offers no apologies). We tell her our order. After another 10 minutes, we get some bread... we're thinking, "gee, this would've been nice when we initially got seated." And then soon after, our food arrives. We got the Pastelito to share - which was a sort of rice dish with coconut flavor, served with a mango/pineapple salsa. The salsa was pretty good, but the rice seemed a bit lacking in flavor. Not terrible, but I would order something else. For my entree, I had the Filete de Coliflor from the vegan menu, which was a big thing of cauliflower cleverly crafted to look like steak. I actually quite appreciated the look and thought it tasted pretty good as well. And they gave you a steak knife, which turned out to be useful to cut off the little pieces of cauliflower from the "rib". Oh, and when the server finally brought over our check, that's when we got the apology for slow service. Overall - I rate them VERY poorly on service, and not too bad on the food. I'm going to give them another chance because they might just have been having a bad night. But hold on, I haven't even mentioned the worst part yet. Here we go: *I realize that most Yelpers only want to read about the food/ambiance/service, so I decided to footnote my story. But it's relevant. While waiting at the bar, I kept feeling my leggings getting pulled on the chair; I feel them to see what's going on - they're no longer smooth (they were a VERY smooth pair of leggings). I get a little sad. Then I feel the same thing happening again on the other leg. I feel that one - now I'm really sad. Both legs of my leggings are snagged?! I feel under the chair to see what's going on - the stitching is bloody prickly! What kind of monster... who does that?!! What's going to happen in the summer, and people's bare legs get scratched from that monster chair?! And when I get to finally properly examine what happened to my precious leggings when I get home - y'all I am pissed. I had only bought these leggings 3 days prior. And they are (faux) fur-lined. They are very warm and WERE very smooth. And now they will never be the same. Will I continue wearing them? Of course. But will I curse Fuegos every time I do? You bet your ass I will.
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