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| - This place is awful. It was like yoga but horrible, with a douchy instructor, a torture swing and nauseating tile floor. I do not even know where to begin. I went with a few friends and the instructor was well aware that we were new yet completely ignored us and stood there talking to her friends until class started instead of welcoming us or giving us any introduction to the swings. Then for the one thing I couldnt do she stayed in her swing and watched me (the one time she looked back at the class at all) without offering me any instruction or assistance at all. There is no one co-teaching to assist the people in the swings, only the instructor who is in her own swing doing her own thing, not even looking in the direction of the people in the class (good thing for her we all signed liability waivers), while you watch and do nothing and then attempt to do it yourself with no help. After not being able to do the first exercise, I thought it would at least be a good hard workout, to which I was sadly mistaken. It took 45 minutes to accomplish 20 crunches, 5 pushups, 5 lunges, and 1 leg stretch. The entire rest of the time was spent getting in and out of the swing over and over again. It is also worth noting that the swings were extremely uncomfortable and every time you have to lean on them it hurts (unless there's a way to use them to avoid this, i wouldn't know thanks to no help from the teacher). The swings are also too close together even though there is plenty of unused space in the giant room, so I hope you enjoy a mouthful of the stranger in front of you's feet.
Then after all the hype about making you sign up for class on their pain in the ass website to reserve yourself a horribly uncomfortable swing and ensure there is a space for you, i got up for water and some girl took my swing! the instructor said nothing and i had no more swing to use halfway through the class. Pissed off as I was, this was probably a good thing, I think the swing thief did me a favor since at that point i wanted to throw up from the combination of swinging back and forth and staring at their nauseating black and white alternating tile floor!!! the instructor said nothing to the girl who took my swing or me as i stood there for five minutes watching everyone else practice, so i walked out and she continued to say nothing and let me go. good riddance you crappy studio, i want my money back! It's unfortunate that yelp requires me to give a star at all since I cannot even find one stars worth of good things about this place. Just to show you all how strongly I feel, feel free to check my profile and not my lack of negative reviews or reviews at all.
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