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  • Absolutely horrendous. If I wanted this spa to match me with another male and give us a couples massage together I would've used Grindr. If I wanted to be massaged in a dark room with another strange man I would've paid for a homeless guy to get a massage with me. At least that way I'd know who I was beside and could tell him to stfu every time he decided to talk. I go in this room, and am getting my massage. 5 min later I hear someone walking into the place. It's so badly sound proofed I hear each step as he comes in. How do I know it's a he? Cause they placed him next to me during my massage. Him and the other masseuse decided to chit chat the whole time. It was a stupidly dumb experience and do not go here to get a massage. I had to hear about his neck strain, his method of payment, instructions for removing his clothes, all as if it was my responsibility to transcribe the whole thing for a courtroom. For $100 you could get a massage and experience that's 1000x better than whatever the he** this spa does.
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