I really, really wanted to like this place, but it has not disappointed me on 2 separate occasions. The Chinese food here is just awful - I ordered delivery, so maybe it's a bit better if you actually eat at the restaurant.
Dishes I ordered:
Combo dinner for one (rice, chicken chow mein, chicken balls) which was served with a completely INEDIBLE sweet and sour sauce that was all sweet and no sour. I had to take matters into my own hands and add 1/4 cup of vinegar to 1 cup of the sauce just to get it to the point where you could eat it. The rice was literally just plain fried rice - no bean sprouts or even a green onion to be found. The chicken chow mein was watery but had ok flavour.
Beef Ho fun - Most Asian places marinate their beef so it's nice and tender - the beef in this dish was tough as a boot. Would not order again.
Turkey dinner entree. This was good, and quite frankly, the only reason I bothered to give this place 2 stars.
IMO the diner food is the only reason why anyone should order from The Goof. If you want Chinese food, there are plenty of other (better) options in this area of the city.