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| - So, today, was dinner time, rainy day..
Stomach was empty, Asian food were craved again.
Decided to discover White Elephant based on raving reviews, and skipped my usual to go place.
Line was long, ok, typical rush hours...
Atmosphere was loud, mmm, no problem, I'm cool with with hipsters.
Ordered for take-out was, well, pad thai and chicken satey kebab...
My rocket science level of complexity order and 10 digit phone number took dude cash register 5 minute to get it right.. (why asked for my phone number, which took him up to the 3rd attempt before succeeding, for a take out order ?? still a mystery to me)
Receipt was printed, $32 was the total.
$40 were given, dude took the bills, glanced to the lady behind me, said: "Next.."
Confused me asked why no changes back?
Dude gave me the looks that presumably reserved for homeless-hobos downtown, then smirked "You want changes back ? How much ?"
Planned to take back only $2 before "the look", now, asked $6 back for changes.
Didn't think the attitude worth jack, but hey, take out boxes and packing at least deserved $2
Again, another dirty look... "You are done, get out get out!! Next..."
Annoyed me had already stayed out of the line, turned back, and reached for the candy on their "pls calm down" freebie dish.
Crazy TNA tubby chick from behind cursed at me "Hey what's the hold up? If u finish, get the f@#$ out of the way!!"
Kitchen staffs in the front and waiters actually looked at me and giggled ??
Da f@#$?
I thought I already left downtown NYC few days ago ???
Waited another 20min,
Grouchy and hungry me did some reading on Yelps and Zomato about the place.
I wasn't the only one got s@#$@# from the staffs...
A moment of kindred spirit to other victims was felt...
No prisoners were taken, since their b@#$@#!@ spared none, Asians, Whites, Blacks...etc
Food arrived, le me left like a rabbit escaped the medieval meat market cage
Rain was pouring, nose was sniffling...
Home was reached, wet clothes were discarded...
Redemption for the whole ordeal was a lukewarm taste of mediocrity and pretentious food decorating attempt to justify the jacked up price.
Wasn't impressed with the hype reviews, presumably coming from the horde of poor trusting and starving hotel travelers around the place with little available choices...
Food: -1 Star (what do u know, half way through the chicken and the pad thai, I saw a long ass hair was having a 3way with another noodle string and piece of onion. Upon discovering another funny looking slimy puddle in the other corner of the plastic box, my stomach just turned. Whole thing into the bin seconds after)
Services: -1 Star (well, it's not like they robbed me or spiked my food with poison or anything)
Repeat: Lol, what ? R u kidding ?? Did u even read the above ???
But hey, if u are a fan of petty revenge spit-festered food and and equal level of serving, by all means...
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