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| - This place is absolutely, positively perfect in every conceivable way. Why, you ask, is this place perfect in every conceivable way? Well... my friends... let me tell you.
1. Big Kahuna Cab/Shiraz Mix Wine - it costs three dollars and it is good. Like, I drink it all the time good. THREE DOLLARS!
2. Cilantro Lime Hummus - You could dip paper in this and it would still be nectar of the gods. Still.
3. No Bullshit Approach - You walk in, you get your shit, and you check yourself out. I'm not anti-social, but I really don't like dealing with people, so this is perfect for me.
4. They have exactly what you need, and nothing more.
5. The clearance section is abundant. I'm a cheap bastard; what can I say?
6. This F&E is literally 2 minutes from my house. They close at 10pm, so when you are baking #ThePie (VEGAN STYLE RICHARD!!!!) at 9:55pm at night and realize you are out of pecans, you can scoot on over, grab your nuts, and be back home by 10:01pm.
7. Ummm... duh, its Fresh and its Easy.
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