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  • OMG what a joke... really, this is hillarious...so here we go. So our first time = one and DONE A deranged woman works there. She said there's a Tasty Sauce on the tuna sandwich. As we asked what it tastes like, she said she can't tell us because "you can't really taste.it." Is it cream based? Oil based? Butter based even?, I ask. "Not any base, she says." Is it salty, sweet, vinegary? I hint on... "wehhllll," she hem and haws. "It's like ORIENTAL," she says. So, I"m an Asian woman. Not really caring that much, I jokingly reply, "you mean Asian?" The woman obviously loves hearing herself talk because she didn't get my obvious crack regarding her choice of words. Could this go from funny (Haha) to funny (she is a mental case)? Oi! So much more odd and ridiculous sentences about how we shoukd know why tuna sandwiches are so awesome. But let's get to the best part. We receive our order and she says "let me tell you why you shouldn't order the BLT sandwiches (it's what we ordered and she just finished making for us). I quickly said "No please don't, because we're about to eat them." She pushes to want to tell us, still. "No, you're gonna want to know why!" I couldn't believe my ears. I put my hand up and insisted "No! We really don't want to know! About the BLT's that we craved for through this ridiculous ordeal? We really shouldn't have walked through their doors. Jimmy John's is Jimmy Gone!
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