So, we are still here to pay our bill but the story is, my friend had a dead fly IN her corn. IN the corn! They discounted her meal a whopping 50%. So we got maybe $3 off. When I pointed out that this was a little ridiculous for a DEAD FLY in her meal, the response was, "well, it was only the corn," as if the fact that she had eaten the rest (before she discovered the DEAD FLY in her corn) made it any better. If she had discovered Musca Domestica Linnaeus at the start of the meal, she wouldn't have eaten any of it.
A dead fly, people. A dead fly.
I wish I had thought to take a photo.