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| - Came in just after opening and was immediately blindsided by the smell of "chemical clean" - the same smell of urinal cakes (men will know what I'm talking about). We should have sat outside, but took a booth instead. Despite the strict clean smell, there were flies EVERYWHERE. We even "joked" with the hostess about getting a flyswatter, to which she replied, "I know, right?!" ... O.o
It was almost 15 minutes before our waiter arrived at which point we already had our drink and food order ready. Wife ordered a Bloody Mary and I had one of their namesake beers, both of which were pretty good. The food, however, was abysmal. In fact, neither of us finished more than a few bites of our meals and when the waiter came by to ask how it was, we shared our disappointment and relayed the things we thought were wrong with it. Rather than apologize, offer us a different option, or offer to discount our check, his response was, "So, would you like me to take it away for you?" At this point, the flies had eaten more than we had, so we said yes, paid our check, and left to go get lunch elsewhere.
Half of me feels bad for wasting so much food, but the other half is happy that it was thrown away and nobody else would have to be subjected to it. Won't be back.
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