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  • From what I remembered this halloween weekend: I got stopped by 42428905239 security guards for my nails, but they finally let me through up to the LAST security guard. While in the guestlist line: Security guard: "sorry I can't let you in without sleeves" Friend: "But i'm a rockstar! rock stars don't wear sleeves, its halloween!" Security: "Yes but there is still dress code, go buy a 5 dollar shirt at that store and we'll let you in" -- Points at a bougie ass shirt with bedazzled gems all around the window. hahaha Friend TO ME: "Aye, take off your jacket" Me: "WTF?! I'm only wearing a bra! I will be out of costume" Security guard: "No no no, if thats not her costume, dont make her do that man" - We step out of line while my friend tries to get through another part of the guestlist Manager walks up to me Manager: "Lady deathstrike" Me: "Ooo shit you recognized me!" Manager: "I bet youre looking for this guy" and proceeds to show me a picture of a dude who was dressed as wolverine the night before LOL Me: "Yes! i've been trying to find a wolverine to fight!" Manager: "Why are you guys standing here?" Friend: "I cant get in because im wearing a sleeveless shirt" Manager: "Let me see what i can do" a few minutes later, a security guard walks up and opens the ropes for us and while my friends walk through, I get stopped Security Guard #23494823: "i cant let you in with those" Me: "These nails?! everyone else let me in, its part of my costume! its only duct tape!" Security Guard #82404927: "But you might poke someones eye out" Me: "im harmless i just look badass" LOL My homegirl then proceeds to rip off my nails and we finally get it. 1 Star for the funny yet frustrating entrance into Marquee 2 Stars for still getting in for free during Halloween 3 Stars because I was faaaaaacked up and I had fun. It wasn't as crowded as i thought and ran into so many of my friends. Money spent: FREE.99 by the way, was ATB good? I don't remember...
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