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| - I write this from a bathroom at Albertsons, reflecting on the life choices that have brought me to this location. It all started when I decided to get lunch from this food truck. As a fan of Greek food, I was so excited at the prospect of enjoying a chicken kabob lunch that I didn't mind standing in line under the grueling Las Vegas sun for 15 minutes to place my order. However, when it was time to place said order, I was informed that my savory kabob dish was no longer available. Saddened, but not deterred, I ordered a rice bowl instead. By the time I got my order 30 minutes later, my soul was discouraged and my skin was slightly darkened but I still clung to hope at the prospect of a good meal. The rice bowl itself was quite tasty and flavorful with chicken, rice, tomatoes, onions, and feta cheese. Tons of feta cheese. I almost thought it had been worth the 45 minute wait under the sun. But that was before the wrath of Hades had unleashed on my stomach nearly two hours later. I was casually working at my desk when the first ominous grumble hit. I brushed it off, but after a few minutes I realized that there was no escaping this terrible fate. Three trips to the bathroom later, I knew I wasn't going to make it at work until 5 so I left so I could at least suffer in peace at home. Except I didn't make it home either, which is the reason I am now confined in a bathroom stall at Albertsons. Overall, if you don't mind long wait times and Medusa's hair slithering in and wreaking havoc on your intestines, this food is amazing. However if you value your time and your stomach, there are probably better alternatives.
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