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| - If I could give a 4.5 stars, I would.
I was on my way to Firefly with my wife, but my wife doesn't really dig tapas. Me being as resourceful as I am, find a Brazilian BBQ tucked upstairs and across the street. Boy were we in for a pleasant surprise.
The place isn't your typical Vegas, glamour, baller, bling bling restaurant... It looks old on the inside... Do they need an update on decor? Sure. But am I willing to look past that because I'm here for food? Abso-effin-lutely...
The only reason why I actually picked up the menu was to see how much the Brazilian BBQ costs. Not bad...Comparable to strip buffets for us non-locals...Wasn't really too concerned because I was about to get the welcomed self-induced meat sweats.
The staff was really attentive and really made sure that my wife's first Brazilian BBQ experience was pleasant. They gave us generous portions of meat with every pass. There was no lull in-between meats. They didn't rush us with the meat service and actually took the time to explain everything that was going on. Meat wasn't overdone and although the variety was a bit short, they made up for it by making the meat they had really well...A really pleasant evening.
After eating, I checked the other reviews on this place. I don't know how this place got reviews any less than two stars. I understand that there are phenomenal Brazilian BBQ places out there and personal preferences come into play, but if you didn't like this place because of the decor, you obviously didn't come here to eat and shouldn't be writing reviews for food. If it was service, then I can sorta take your review with some gravity. However, if your complaint was about the lack of people in the restaurant, once again, you obviously didn't come for the food. I would think that that's why people go to restaurants. To eat. To eat food. If you can't manage to do simple things like eat by yourself, you must get really frustrated in a bathroom.
Let me let some of you other delusional yelpers in on something. If you go to a Brazilian BBQ and don't get the Brazilian BBQ, you look like a moron. That's like going to In-N-Out and asking for Chicken McNuggets. Or better yet, asking for a hot dog at a vegan restaurant. (Side Note: I do realize there are vegan hot dogs, vegan tofu burgers and vegan bacon. That is disturbing...I wouldn't eat a vegetable if it was shaped like meat. I'm not going to ask for meat shaped into cabbage. You're just lying to yourself. There's a reason to why you have the instinct to eat meat. Because it's good for you in balance. It's your own business to look like you walked out of Auschwitz, but stop pretending that you don't miss bacon...) Nobody forced you into the meat buffet. The ONLY reason why you would and should go to a Brazilian BBQ is to stuff your face with more meat than a gay gangbang bukkake flick.
HAHAHA...Sorry, I had to laugh at that one myself.
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