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  • Old Greek man behind counter hurt customer feelings when customer trying to order food. He do this to all customer. Old Greek man know that customer eat more food when customer not feel good about self. Old Greek man very good business man. But FatCat get Stockholm syndrome from going to square boy. FatCat now go to square boy looking forward to abusive customer service. FatCat confused.!?!?. Things FatCat like - Food (recommend Gyros on a bun with fries) - Prices - FatCat think Old Greek man forget to change menu prices since 1985. Shhh. Not say anything. Prices go up if customer remind Old Greek man that now 2014. - Cash only. FatCat not like use credit card or debit card. Cash-only make FatCat realize he spending real money and not just funny money. Also FatCat not like NSA to find out what kind of food FatCat like. If NSA want information about FatCat... FatCat provide NSA with sample from FatCat's kitty litter box - NSA can analyze sample to find out what kind of food FatCat eat... Not analyze FatCat credit card info please Mr. NSA... Thank you... Things FatCat not like - FatCat not like to be around too much police. But police love square boy as much as FatCat and always come to get souvlaki. Not big problem for FatCat. FatCat just hide in far booth until police leave. Then FatCat stretch paws and enjoy Gyros and fries with bottle of Carlsberg. FatCat recommend square boy as part of "danforth tri-fecta of bliss". This is when customer go to three places close by in one nite. FatCat explain more in another post. UPDATE: pls see FatCat review for " The Only cafe" for trifecta of bliss.
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