I would have given this place five stars, but...
I went with a large group of friends while we were in town for Spring Training (Go Giants!). I felt the service was great. Our waitress made sure our drinks were never empty and the food arrived quickly after ordering it. With a group of seven of us eating, nobody had complaints, which is rare.
Now for drinks...
I had the S.R.A.M.F. I had to get it because I had no clue what the acronym would stand for. Our waitress quickly filled me in: Saddle Ranch Adios Mother Fucker. Now who can pass up a drink with a name like that?!?!
The drinks were good...typical prices for a bar. Food was reasonably priced as well. Oh yeah, I also got a kickass pirate cowboy hat for only $29.99. Am I a tourist? Hell yeah! Did the hat kick ass anyway? Absolutely.
Now, for the -1* part. The Saddle Ranch had a mechanical bull riding contest. It looked like fun, but I wasn't drunk enough yet. So...two friends of one of my friends on the trip decided to jump on the bull. The first one on ended up dislocating her left thumb. She got off the bull and asked the staff to help her put it back in place. They refused. She ultimately had to ask her friend to put it back in its socket. That was gross.
At any rate, the bar staff were less than helpful. She was half joking about it at the bar and the bartender said some rude crap to her.
It's a shame, because we had an otherwise excellent time at that spot. I'll probably go back next year when we're in town for Spring Training, so until then this review stands. If I go back, I'll update it then.