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| - Pros:
-Great service. Employees were generally friendly and more than willing to help.
Cons:
-Not a lot to do here.
I enjoyed my stay at the Hilton Grand Vacations Resort in LV.
When I first arrived at the Hilton, I was disappointed. I thought I would have a great view of the Las Vegas Strip, but I ended up having a view of ugly construction sites on both sides of the resort. It was so ugly, even Medusa would've averted her gaze.
I entered the Hilton and was warmly greeted by a concierge who was very helpful and got me settled in. It was like he was waiting for us to arrive this entire time.
Since I can't take up luggage due to a broken hand I acquired while running from death itself, I had to get a bellboy, Randy, to help out. He told me to "relax" while he helped with the luggage. He informed me about the various amenities of the Hilton and how to get the best deals while out on the town. It seemed like he genuinely cared about me. I'm giving him 10000000000000/5 stars.
The room was alright. It was extremely clean. It even had a spacious Jacuzzi tub. I enjoyed the overall design of the room. I hope they have bigger rooms than the one I stayed in. Usually I stay in the biggest room a hotel has to offer, however, I don't know if I did so in this case. I hope not, or that would be disappointing.
Due to a tragic accident involving the element Einsteinium(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einsteinium), I am 1/16th tiger shark, so naturally, I decided to go out to the pool to check it out. The moment I sat down at the deck, a very kind lady asked me if I wanted anything to drink or eat. I said yes, and she handed me a menu. Everything on the menu looked good. I decided to order cheese fries. I would give the food a 6/10, but the service a 314159265358979/5 (Yes, those are the first ?? digits of pi).
So as I was sitting there eating my heart attack-inducing meal (bacon AND cheese? EGADS!), I thought to myself "Hey, the pool can't be the BEST thing this hotel has to offer in terms of things to do!"
Well, I was wrong. The spa was extremely overpriced, the deli was cool (but what can you do at a deli?), and the gym was closed. BORING.
Seeing as I get distracted easily and need to be occupied constantly, it would help if the Hilton offered more things for someo
For a resort, I would give this place a 4/5. For a regular hotel, a 10/5. I would not want to buy a timeshare here, due to the fact that other resorts dwarf the Hilton in terms of amenities. Maybe I'm just a high-class snob. I don't know. I must admit that this place is nice for the price you pay to stay here.
Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely going to stay here again if I can't go to the Wynn. I think this 'resort' has grown on me. It's like an...okay, I won't say it.
Well, this review ended kind of ambiguously. I'm going to end it in one definite statement that will not leave you wondering "Should I stay here, or no? Get to the point, Cloak!"
Yes, you should stay here.
Happy?
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