I may be the worst yelping bowler of All-time, but fuck it - I had fun.
This was only my third UYE and one thing I can say for certain: each and every event put on by a hard-working Yelper is unique, fun, and great times with cool ass people.
This one was organised by Roger. No need for a surname initial. It is Roger; there is only one. You better recognise.
Back to my bowling, since this is what the event was about. I had the lowest score. The lowest. I was probably worse than the ladies of the night in their sky high heels that STARTED playing after 2AM. (And I don't mean any Yelpers that arrived late)
A lot has said about our unofficial guests. I must say that is just donned on me in an unrelated Talk thread that we could have tried to get him to check-in to the UYE. You imagine if this guy, possible escort manager, was unleashed on the Yelp universe? Where would he check-in?
Back to bowling. I need a handicap like they do at Punk Rock Bowling. How do they make their balls curve like that? Even Soul H. possibly got a higher score than me and the Brooks trail-running shoes I took to this UYE were older than him (and currently are valued less than what our UYE guest in pink silk shirt gave him in crisp Jacksons). - E