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| - While visiting your store in search of a pair of boots I made a rather alarming discovery. I found a wonderful pair of boots and asked for a size 14. An employee, 'politely' informed me, that I had picked up a woman's boot. A woman's boot, no! I was in shock and apparently so was his coworker, who spent the brief interaction staring at my feet. How embarrassing that I had requested a size 14 in a woman's boot. Little did I know, until the man explained, that women's shoes "top out" at 10.5. My shocking discovery is that I'm a woman, 5'10", with big ass feet (it's really no surprise, I'm also at the age of "having purchased shoes before").
Perhaps it was the hat that I wore to cover my undone hair, or the sports bra under my heavy jacket, while in a rather lazy menstruation haze, that covered my feminine wares and led to this man correcting my boot choice. Or perhaps the shoe salesmen should learn a word I call 'proportion'.
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