Here's whatcha do. You get yourself some sweet potato fries, a Shake #1 and a chanterelle burger (rare). Then you dip the fries into the LAYER OF PUDDING on the top of the shake and before that sweetness dissipates, you jam a fistful of buttery smooth ground cow right up in your face.
Repeat until you've cleaned your plate, glass and cone of salty sweet shame.
THEN you stand up, punch a security guard right in the sack and run for it. Because you're going to need the adrenaline-fueled sprint from PH to, oh, let's say Golden Nugget to work off the calories.