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  • This place was AWEFUL. I have no idea how clean the inside is, because we sat outside on the patio, but I can tell you the "wait staff" SUCKED, the kitchen was SLOW AS HELL (even though my boyfriend and I were the ONLY people in the restaurant.) We stopped by there to eat lunch this past Saturday. We had never been there before and thought we would try it out. ....We should have gone over to Proscuitto's! When we pulled up, there was a girl sitting out on the patio reading a book.....little did we know this was the waitress! We stood in the doorway for about 30 seconds while she put her book away behind the counter....waiting for her to acknowledge us....then she finally turned around and said...."you can sit wherever you like"....gee thanks. It took several minutes for her to come out to even give us menus. We got chips and salsa for $4.50 for an appetizer. She came out with about 20 chips and salsa....my boyfriend and I each took at bite of the salsa and at the same time said ....."El Paso". Straight from a jar. After looking over the menu, my boyfriend decided on the hamburger and I got the chicken quesadilla without chicken. It took OVER (30) THIRTY minutes for our food to come out. Again...we were the ONLY people in the joint. I was so pissed off I wanted to leave $ for the chips and salsa and our drinks and leave....but we stayed. The description of the quesadilla said it came with jalapenos inside, and salsa and sour cream on the side. When it came out, there were no jalapenos, just flour tortilla and cheese. No kidding. For $9. Jarred salsa, cheese and a flour tortilla. I also ordered a side salad (~$5)....with ranch. What they pass off as ranch.....is the worst ranch i have ever had. It tasted like they ran out of ranch and mixed it with italian. Terrible. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. To top everything off.....the waitress finally came out to give us our check, and she REEKED of NAIL POLISH! She had just finished polishing her nails!!! W.O.W. I truly wish/hope the owners of this horrible place read Yelp, because that chick is in the WRONG line of work, and why would it take the kitchen over 30 minutes to make a hamburger and "quesadilla". Will NEVER eat here again and I will tell everyone I know not to go here either.
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