Apparently the $12 "Wedge Salad" is a head of lettuce cut in two. You literally have to cut your salad with a steak knife. Dear management, there is a reason a "salad fork" exists but not a "salad knife". Bite size pieces please.
Did I complain? You bet I did. The server laughed and said "haha yeah it's weird" and walked away. At the very least have them forward the feedback to the chef. Awful. And the payment machines asked for a 18% gratuity. Earn it.