I have no carport in my driveway, so in the hot summer months I park my car under a large tree in front of my house, which results in my car being bird shit assaulted on a regular basis. Alas, time to hose Francis down.
The car wash upseller dude is always creepy and hypercritical (yes, I realize I have a gnarly scratch on the left side of my car and I've made peace with it), so I always opt for the quick and cheap drive thru.
Easy payment options, sometimes there is a hilarious younger guy at the payment station who looks like he's been blazed since 7am and always tells me how hungover he is. I get the $5 quick wash, and roll on through the drive thru where I get to chill out, jam out to music or catch up on scrolling and judging those on my Facebook feed. My car emerges squeaky clean and I can actually see out of my front windshield! Thumbs up!