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  • With a name like Stacks, one can expect a laser-like focus on quality pancakes. In this regard, Stacks succeeds quite well. As for the rest...it's astonishingly mediocre. I love greasy spoons. Stacks fits the greasy spoon moniker very well. But the attraction for me has to be this: if it's the kind of place that makes me drop what I'm doing and head over there right now because I've got a jones for their fare...well, Stacks just ain't that place, and that's a shame. As I mentioned, their pancakes are top-notch, but the rest of their menu seems pretty blah and uninspired. Nothing spectacular. Yet overpriced. There's no reason why 3 pancakes and a plate of scrambled eggs and 2 strips of bacon should run me $13 at a greasy spoon. No reason at all. And one more thing, and I'm going to say this as plainly as possible: THEIR COFFEE IS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL. TERRIBLE. HEINOUS. It's not even hot water. It's simply foul. I can't enjoy a breakfast without a good cup of joe. Dear Stacks: you are failing in the Quality Greasy Spoons Department if you keep serving up that shitty coffee. Actually, calling that coffee "shitty" is an insult to shitty coffee. There are no words to describe - I tried, above - just how utterly dire their coffee is. Call me a conspiracy theorist, or simply paranoid, but their coffee tastes as if it's been rebrewed. Over and over again. Trust me, I know what that tastes like. I've worked in restaurants where cheap-assed owner rebrew coffee and serve 2-day old bread. Now, I'm not accusing the ownership of Stacks of any corner-cutting. Far from it. Actually, the owners are super nice. My apologies if I've offended you. But your coffee offends me. You're going to find long lines/waits on weekends, and I'll attribute the wait to Stacks being the only greasy spoon in town. Okay, whatever. I'll probably go back, if I have nothing better to do.
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