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  • Thin walls. Four annoying "neighbors". One grumpy Em B. The neighbors: the occupant above me stomping around like an elephant, the occupant in the room across the hall having issues figuring out how to operate an alarm clock and the worst offenders of them all, the couple having an all night love fest in the room next to us. Look, I know you're in love. Or lust. Maybe you were on your honeymoon. Who the heck knows. I might've even been turned on a little at your joyful noises if it didn't sound like two gorillas in the mist trying to consummate their love...not sexy. At all. Especially at midnight, 3AM, then 6AM while I was trying to get a good night's sleep for the long drive home the next day. Even with a pair of ear plugs and a pillow over my head was I unable to drown out the horrifying sounds that will forever scar my poor ears. I left a note on their door before I checked out that read, "I'm glad you got some but next time, please be considerate of your neighbors when you engage in all night, loud, raucous intercourse. Thanks for ruining my sleep a-holes. Sincerely, Your pissed-off neighbor." Other than the thin wall situation, parking was abundant, staff friendly and prices, ridiculously cheap. If you want a restful night's sleep, look elsewhere.Thank God we only stayed here one night & the rest at New York, New York!
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