I'm from Texas and I love fried chicken...I even have a peculiar affinity for Smith's fried chicken(just dry enough to accept lots of hot sauce.)
Soooo I go through drive through at 8PM and make a couple standard requests... okra? fries? neither are available...and I finally ask what do you have.
Answer=nothing fried because we turned the fryers off because it's late in the day.
Obvious response=then how do you have fried chicken.
Answer=we made it earlier.
Obvious response=how much earlier.
Answer=after a long pause...10 minutes.
Obvious response=riiiiight...no thanks.
WoW!!! This place just opened. I expected so much more....like fried food. Call me crazy.