Contact A&E because I need an Intervention.
My addiction to Wing Stop began gradually. Those succulent french fries, the spicy and flavorful buffalo sauce, the fresh baked yeast rolls. I used to go only on big game nights, a nice finger food to bring home. Slowly though, I the thought of 20 wings and some fries began creeping in on random mondays in class or at work. I even have the number programmed in my phone for call ahead orders! My parents have tried to talk to me about this. You should cook more at home, its healthier and can save you money...blah, blah, blah. Sometimes I feel the wings love me more.
The low point came this last month when I went on a 30 wing eating binge. My friend came over and found me in a food induced coma reeking of blue cheese and buffalo sauce having not shaved or showered in 2 days. He was like you cant go on this way. And then he found my secret stash in the fridge. I knew the gig was up. I agreed that I needed to control my urge for their amazing wings and fries.
Who am I kidding...I cant do that. Im in this for the long haul. Wing Stop and I are linked indelibly. So mom and dad, friends....put away those notes asking me to get help. I ain't going to treatment!
PS- The boneless wings are phenomenal too...and only 50 cents a piece on Mondays and Tuesdays!