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  • Mama Gump had the right idea when she said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." What would've been more helpful advice though, is what to do when your Fido EATS the box of chocolates. YES. I came home one night to find my dog curled up in bed after having YOLO'ed way too hard over an entire box. As in, more than one piece. So what's a concerned pet owner to do? 1. Panic. 2. Google "Fatality rates for dogs after eating chocolate." 3. Call a friend. When he says this has never happened to his dog, panic more. 4. Consult Yelp for a 24-hour vet. 5. Drive like a maniac. I called ahead to see if I could get a ballpark on the service, but without seeing my canine, it was pretty up in the air. The vet was quick to explain the what they had done - induce vomiting, give him painkillers, etc., then walk me through what to expect during recovery, leaving me much more at ease. More than $100+ later, I learned my lesson that my pet sure loves instant gratification. I'm pretty sure he learned his too - THE MORNING AFTER SUCKS LIKE A MOFO.
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