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| - Close your eyes, and think about your typical college bar. Now, take it a step further, and imagine a college bar that smells like urine, vomit, and trash mixed together. Imagine that same bar, but instead of the floor being dry, it is legitimately wet (like wet enough for trash to float). On top of all of this, imagine hanging out at this bar with wasted freshmen, frat boys who want to sexually assault you, and girls that always spill their drink on you because they were trying to dance to the new chain smokers song, and it's only the 3rd time they have played it that night. Open your eyes, and ask yourself if this is the type of establishment you would like to go to? Odds are that if you go/went to UIUC, and you are reading this review your answer is a resounding "yes"!
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