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  • How do you mess up breakfast...when you're a BREAKFAST PLACE?!?!?!?!?! Hands down the most disgusting expensive for what it was breakfast I have ever had the dissatisfaction of cramming down my throat ever! No lie. Where to start.... K the coffee...typical shitty breakfast place coffee. Fine willing to let it slide. A billion options on the menu but somehow I always order good ol' bacon n eggs... The bacon is that fake paper thin shit u microwave for 10 seconds and obviously tastes fake and horrible (bonus: 4 whole slices to make up for the cheap quality? I duno, maybe.) The eggs are f&*$ing HORRENDOUS....and they're just sposed to be easy over...how did u f*ck that one up seriously?!?! The breakfast potatoes...WTF did u do to those potatoes?? Au pire just don't do anything at all to them guys, just cook them properly for crissake. The toast: you know the bread doesn't hafta contain more margarine than grain, right? Did u know that?? Boyfriend isn't much into breakfast, can't eat eggs and not much of an appetite for the first meal of the day so he orders one of their smoothies (Cherry Blossom) and a side of sausage. The smoothie is 5.25 for barely a child's amount of unripe and frozen fruits grinded to an oblivion of sour tasteless terribleness. The sausages look different than most breakfast sausages: intriguing at first but a total disgusting let down. The wifi password...supposedly Meatlove or MeatLove or MeetLove or meatlove or some version I couldn't figure out for the life of me. Goodluck connecting if you're trying. The ONLY decent thing about this place was the amazingly QUICK service: and i mean lightning fast! Unfortunately that quick service resulted in her answering her own question stating yes when she asked if everything was to our liking... Um no. No it wasn't...but at least u made that awful experience go by fast. We will not be back. This place should close it's so terrible.
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