To be fair, I'm rating the cold food they delivered to me on a moped. For sofa pizza, it wasn't horrible, but I will say I was starving and tried catching wild rabbit prior to the food getting to my house. I probably would have considered dumpster diving.
The jalapeƱo poppers were probably the best part of the meal. I'll just leave it at that.
I will say that when I called wondering where my food was, the guy said he upgraded my 12" pizza to a 16" pizza at no extra charge. It really was 4 additional inches of disappointment.