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  • This was one of the purest culinary experiences I've ever had. I find myself wanting to write paragraphs to explain my experiences dining here. Instead I believe I'm going to just keep it short. I've eaten from here twice, each time had the same level of quality. And I can say that up to this point in my life Geno's is the worst pizza I've ever had in my life. I'm far from a food snob, but I do not say that lightly, I've had some bad pie in my life, and I can confidently state this was among the worst anyone could ever hope they avoid. Crust.. I've heard it said as a joke before, but it actually DID have the consistency of the cardboard of a pizza box! Toppings... each pie had some on them, none offensive, but no real flavor addition. Cheese... again, I'll say this, the entire pie had a coating of it, but it was strangely non-stringy, and had no real texture, it was seriously, the worst cheese ever. If you're in Gilbert, and desperate for dough with stuff on it, better to get a Tombstone pizza, or go deluxe and gourmet compared to Geno's and order Hungry Howies, Pizza Hut or Domino's. Actually, as local delivery in the area goes, though slightly overpriced, I like New York Pizza Department, it's far from the best Pizza in the world, but I confess a real fondness for their calzones. But that's another review for another place. But trust me, better to eat your own foot than a pizza from Geno's Pizza! (OK, this wasn't that short! But you've been warned.)
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