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  • This review is about the Zombie paintball ride only. We purchased the 9pm time slot. And just like the website said we showed up 10 minutes early at the ride only to have a lady tell us that the inside waiting area is "super packed" and there's a "small delay" and that we needed to wait outside and she'd let us in at 9. Cool. So, at 9pm, she lets us in and sends us down a maze to the right. And when we get to the end of the maze, there's already a line of 25 people in front of us with 8:00pm and 8:30pm time slots. So, my man and I are thinking that we just have to get through this line and then we'll be good to go. Well, that wait lasted like an hour before we get to the door that leads outside. We look on the left and see the loading and unloading of people on the trucks. We look to the right and we see TWO other lines of people who had been waiting just like us. So, even though we were at the front of our line, there were technically other people in front of us in the other two queues. We discovered that the main problem was that they only have two trucks with 8 paintball gun seats each. And we understood why-- because there are only like 8 zombies. The total zombie interaction time was about 5 minutes. Like it only took a few shots before the zombies "died."Total rip off on the rounds of paintballs too. They claim that it's 200, but my man counted them as he was shooting and it was only 74. And unlike another zombie paintball ride, they don't tell you that this is the last portion of the ride and allow you to unload the rest of the paintballs that you paid for. The guns just shut off after we passed the last zombie. Lots of safety issues, too. The guy who put paintballs in my gun didn't close the lid properly and while I was shooting the lid opened up and a paintball hit me in the face...ummm, I could've lost my eye out there. They could at least provide safety goggles. Also, they have like a 6 or 7 year old working on the ride carrying heavy boxes of equipment...child labor law violations.
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