Dear Sprouts: I love you. But if you want our love to grow instead of becoming one of those romances where we begin to take each other for granted and start looking elsewhere to get that feeling of butterflies and nervous excitement from other places, I beg of you, please start storing I.M. Healthy Honey Creamy SoyNut Peanut-free Butter. I feel like I'm cheating on you when I have to run to Whole Foods to get my 'fix' but until you can meet all of my tawdry foodie needs, I'm afraid that I will have to keep seeing the both of you and continue with this polyamorous lifestyle. Yours truly (75% of the time) ~Tyger
PS. I love your selection of non-dairy milk products. *mwah*