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| - Yes I am actually giving another burger joint 5 Stars. This is only the second time I've ever given a burger joint 5 Stars. The first was a Red Robin in the Fair Lakes area of Fairfax County Virginia, not Red Robin in general. Been to many Red Robin's but the Fair Lakes restaurant deserve 5 stars not so much the other Red Robin's. In fact the Fairfax one is the only one I'll go to. The Heart Attack Grill is located on Fremont Street in the Fremont Street Experience area of Las Vegas.
Now about the 5 Stars. The reason I gave the 5 stars to the Fairfax Red Robin is for a completely different reason I'm giving the 5 stars to the Heart Attack Grill. As Ricky Ricardo would say I have some "splaining" to do.
Here goes. The Red Robin was because of the quality of the food, the atmosphere of the restaurant and the exceptional customer service. Now the quality of the food from the Heart Attack Grill isn't as good as the Red Robin. Don't get me wrong the burger was a good one. The ambience of the restaurant isn't quite the same but I will tell you the Heart Attack Grill was really a lot of fun, the most fun I've ever had in a burger joint. The atmosphere here is fun and hilarious. Plus, I got spanked by a cute waitress in a sexy nurse outfit, how about them apples. Of course just the fact that it's located in the Fremont Street Experience give it a little nudge up. If you put all these pieces together you get 5 stars for sure.
Also, let me ad, the customer service is very good. The whole premise is that the food is bad for you. Let's be honest, the Heart Attack Grill is honest. McDonalds and Burger King and all those other fast food joints know their food is not healthy. But in their defense, they never expected people to eat in their restaurants so often. I know people that eat fast food 5 or 6 days a week and they wonder why they are in poor health, DUH. In moderation McDonalds and Burger King are fine.
At the Heart Attack Grill if your over 350 pounds you can eat for free. It's all about being unhealthy and it's just fun an hilarious. They make you wear a hospital gown and all the waiters and waitresses are like nurses and doctors.
Even in Yelp, when you check into the Heart Attack Grill you get three free spankings from a nurse. My wife got spanked from a male nurse and I a female nurse. How great is that? a burger and a spanking? Does it get any better than that? No my friends it doesn't. I even got a nurse beer. (See pictures) and my wife got a shot of rum and the shots come in a prescription medicine bottle lol. With warning on it.
The food came out pretty quickly and the burger was pretty darn good, the fries were good too. The customer service is way above average. Everyone there was super friendly and nice. They all looked like they were having a good time. I would guess working there would be fun, the restaurant is all about having a good time. The prices are very reasonable as well.
There also have t-shirts and other souvenirs. One more thing in the urinals in the bathroom you can pee on either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, it's worth the visit just to do that. I'm not going to tell you who I did it to.
So yes, you put all these things together you get 5 stars. You have to make this a stop while visiting Las Vegas. Next year we are bring my daughter and her husband when me make our next trip to Las Vegas and you can bet we'll be bringing them to the Heart Attack Grill.
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