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  • 2nd review because therapy convinced yelp to remove my first... Ate Beef Tar Tar likely cause of hardcore food poisoning. Left me on the toilet for days and I would have been hospitalized if I didn't have many natural remedies.. Liquid bentonite clay, kombucha tea, 50 billion 24 strain probiotics, bee propolis , royal jelly, copious amounts of pink salt water for electrolytes, When my stomach finally calmed because of kombucha I began to be able to hold down some liquid ..I then became bed ridden with insanely ridiculous back and kidney pain and unbreakable fever left me in a pool of sweat for 2 days. Explosive vomiting over 35 times and diarrhea. Massive fever as well by far the sickest I have ever been.. now 1 week later I have a severe cold coughing green phlegm incessantly for days.. Important to mention have not had a cold or flu for over 2 years previous to getting poisoned by Therapy.. I now wish I went to the hospital to gather evidence against them. The reality was I felt too sick to get myself to hospital any way.. THESE MAMMALUKES are trying to cover up that they are getting people deathly ill.. let's see how long until they convince yelp to pull this too.. My friend who I ate with also got insanely sick. But not quite as bad as me.. he only puked and diarrhea for 12 hours or so. I guess that's what you call a lucky therapy victim.. Now for rhe food. Beef tartar lacked seasoning was super bland and one dimensional.. Crispy pig ear is a gelatinous mess which is then coated in a thick batter and deep fried. A mushy and crunchy texture that kept my stomach turning for days just thinking about it.. Charcuterie board is a total joke. Super thin pathetic and definitely not unique selection of sliced cured meats which could be purchased from any deli. Accompanied by some standard pickles some mustard and toast points. No one could make rillette, pate, lardo, brasaola something? That would be too much work apparently easier just to buy a meat slicer and purchase deli meats from grocery store. Absolutely zero creativity. Empanadas were the only item we thought were good but not great. Service was decent at the bar however had to ask for multiple water refills. And when we inquired about wines by the glass we would have been better off asking a chimp.. I want to be clear I am not basing my food opinions on any part of the fact i got deathly ill. Avoid this place like the plague unless you do not value your life. Especially, keep away elderly or children as they would not survive a food poisoning like therapy gave me.. Last review therapy had yelp remove it.. if my massive food poisoning didn't now turn into an awful cold I probably wouldn't have bothered to rewrite this but thanks to therapy and unlucky for therapy I am now sick in bed again with lots of free time.
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