What horrible food. If you are a vegetarian or a person with proper taste buds you will want to steer clear. Their only saving grace is the surprisingly tasty tomato soup and wide selection of beer.
What terrible seating. Not only is it uncomfortable, but if you think you have a good seat by being in the front row, you are horribly mistaken. The horses, which come flying right past you, kick dirt up onto your table and possibly your food.
The script is what it is. It's funny for kids, and probably kicks the pride out of the actors every night. The jousting, stage fighting, dancing and pyrotechnics are good enough, but it doesn't excuse the fact that it's just a bunch of cheese.
Just see something else. I thought it would be so bad that it would be good, but it's not. The only people I can see enjoying this is children. Be warned of possible audience participation.