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| - THE ABSOLUTE WORST DINING EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. Came here to celebrate a friend's birthday party, left with a frown and a very empty stomach. For the price, the food is very average and in extremely small portions. The paella for 2 is not enough food to be shared by two. The sangria, for $45 a pitcher, was completely void of flavour. They even charged $22 just to allow us to eat the cake that we brought at their restaurant. All in all, I got to eat around 3 spoons of the paella, 2 shrimps, 2 clams, 1/5 of the bacon wrapped date, a few bites of sautéed mushrooms and paid $66.66. I'm all for splurging on a good meal, but this felt more like I was stealing bites from a friend's lunchbox. In addition, the server was very inattentive, for an automatic 18% gratuity, he can't even be bothered to refill our water pitchers in a timely manner. Our table of 9 spent a total of $600 here and everyone left hungry, grumpy and completely sober.
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