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By The Rue
Ultra Star or Ultra Lux,
The attire here is casual,
But you can wear a tux.
I saw my movie in the DBox,
I really wish I could say,
That the experience rocked.
Motion seats were kind of cool,
The price is way to high,
If I did it again I'd be a fool.
Here you can adjust your seat,
Turn it on or turn it off,
Don't get caught beating your meat.
I got a bag of butter popcorn,
The top quarter was fresh,
Don't come expecting to see porn.
Like simliar theaters there is a cafe,
You can get food, wine and beer,
But for $7.50 a beer it ruined my day.
If you have to be drunk to watch a flick,
Bring a 40 oz. malt liquor with you,
And down it in the parking lot real quick.
Alchy
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