Yup the 1.5+ hour wait is tedious. Yup the 100+ degree conditions are miserable. Yup the smugness on the diners' faces while you hungrily eyeball their pies from the front window is unbearable.
But when you take a bite of the Biancoverde - its fresh mozzarella complimenting the peppery arugula - the wait, heat, and envy disappear into a cloud of happy taste buds.
It helps that the staff seem genuinely happy to have you there. That they're proud to share their delicious food with you. That they'll provide recommendations and offer solutions to your dining needs such as offering you a half-and-half pie because you stupidly stuffed your face at the D-backs game a few hours ago and can't manage to order 2 pies.
So when you're enjoying your slice of pizza and that hungry patron waiting outside catches your eye, tone down the smugness okay? No one likes a show off.