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  • Q Lounge Security think they are the FBI, The Club Gods or the Mob's! So - with the risk of being kicked out for life I am going to write this review - granted - my husband refuses to go there and will probably ban me from going in on my own...so be it.. Four of us went there (or tried to anyway) for Valentine's Day and after waiting in a long line of about 20 people that took forever (well you know, they have to look you up and down and up and down again and you have to lift your jeans up, so they can look at your shoes and then check your ID.. that takes time, right?)... So, anyway - three of pass the Security Check!!! Whoohoo.... but then my husband is being looked up-down up-down and told he can't come in wearing boots... (I am now not laughing about their huge poster with THE Dress Code)... Well - he is not wearing boots - they are nice leather shoes and shows them off... OK, now what - security looks at each other, look at another guy- Security Mafia Boss, maybe? - and then proceed to tell him that his Calvin Klein Light wash regular fit Jeans (you know like that ones that are not skinny, too tight or otherwise look like anything abnormal) are.... TOO Loose... I just about burst out laughing... but then I realized they were serious... we all leave the line... He goes to change... drives back wearing "tighter" Jeans (we are now crossing our fingers that the Security Gods are Gracious!) and go through another yet long line... Only to find out (of course around the corner) that the cover is $15 (not that they cared to have that advertised anywhere on their website or even upfront)... each... person... Are you insane - not even clubs Downtown, Tempe or Scottsdale have covers like that.. Needless to say we did not get in and took ourselves someplace else that we had fun and were treated like people - I have been inside before and had a good time (who doesn't have a good time after a couple of drinks in a bar/dance club?) ... So - bottom line - if you don't want to be intimidated or stared down like a criminal or a piece... Don't go near their security... If you feel Adventurous and Risqué - go and see what happens - if you want to get in, you might want to look for some tight jeans (not too tight though)..or go on a practice night and see what people who get lucky and get wear and follow their fashion wardrobe decisions.. Or print a copy of their Dress Code and tape it to you mirror - check three times before you walk out the door... Why isn't there a big 0 star option on Yelp?
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